Sometimes when I want to set up a certain “display” in my home and Jordan says he doesn’t like it, I politely oblige with a smile and knod.. and then wait for him to leave.

He rarely notices new things and change (aside from a new pair of shoes, which he will ALWAYS spot- ugh), and I’ve kind of figured out the perfect way and timing of how and when to pounce on these opportunities. Sure, if he’s reading this I am slightly screwed, but guess what, Jordan.. Lambert the dear is much happier with a headdress than he (or she?) was sans any floral decor. Trust me.

With some fake flowers torn off of Michael’s and Joann’s cheap-o floral garlands and bouquets, I re-purposed my once Frida headband (circa Halloween 2011), and sat them atop this fine fellas head to bring out the pink sparkle in our mini faux taxidermy which resides below our now floral friend.

Love it.