If you want to know the truth, this is what I spent most of my day doing today. I almost lied and didn’t tell you that, but then I realized there’s no point. Call me crazy, but try it for yourself. My brother sent it to me… I never know what to expect when he sends me links, which are usually jokes, or something style related… but this one changed my life. AND I happen to be amazing at it.

SO, take a mini break from your day and play the game while you read the post. Otherwise you are going to be like wtf is Maddie talking about- this is so stupid… well, you might do that either way. But trust me. this game is addicting. I’ve already started playing… BRB gotta get to the next castle. FYI, they just told me I was a “Royal Success”! I’m all about using the “1 medium stone”.. I think you’ll find the same thing when you play! And you have no idea what I’m talking about… Start playing… Wait you’re probably busy having some weird visceral reaction to the troll video. Am I wrong?… Ok, when you’re done, go here for the castle game.

Ok, so I’ve been playing for 11 levels.. it just started getting more difficult and I’m getting pissed off. but.. I just totally rocked castle 12. remember that when you get there because it’s a challenging one! seriously! Ok onto 13. Brother tells me he is stuck at 18. I am confident I will beat it. 13 was more difficult. not gunna lie. (side note: the death sounds are kind of creepy and making me feel weird)…

AHH just got promoted to 3 large stones. NBD… AND NOTE THAT IT ONLY TOOK ME ONE SHOT ON CASTLE 16! holler!!! ROYAL SUCCESS ON 17!!!! I’m so gunna fly through 18…– NICK – this looks so easy!… Ok so I didn’t get it on my first try… going for round two, castle 18… as I type. Be right back. Stay tight, friends. GRRRaaa!!! So maybe 18 is hard.. the king is so well protected that I can’t easily crush him… going back in. wish me luck… fail. again…

ok. deep breath. here we go… HAHAH YESSSSSS I passed 18!!!! YEAHHHHH!!!!!!! AND I’ve been ugraded to a bomb tool, baby!!! Take that, Nicko!

Okeyyy and passed 19. I pause and wonder– is this one of those tricks where a screaming zombie is going to appear out of nowhere on my computer? (it isn’t, I promise).. Still going strong. Using my bomb and 3 large stones primarily…. but wait, nbd, I was just updated to 3 bombs per throw!.. not gunna lie I’m stuck on 22 for a little while now. You’ll see it’s somewhat of a challenge.

still stuck on 22. It’s frustratinggggg. warning. castle 22 is the most difficult. It’s hard to toss the stones and stuff over the first tiny castle part onto the big one. (I really hope you are playing along and not just reading this post). This is getting to me now.. Taking a break would be the right thing to do… Perhaps a bowl of cereal and I’ll be back.

Ok. I’m back and I’m ready for action. bring it castle 22. Bring it!.. I was overly confident and lost that round. But I know what I need to fix. I am trying to locate the apex of the throw…Okk this is hard. I think I need to take a walk. How are you guys doing? 22 is hard, right?! It’s not just me… or is it?

still on 22. I think this is the thing. And you better be reading this because I am just giving out pearls of wisdom for free… The trick is to use the smaller pieces and or bombs to get the further away, taller castle thing. They travel further and do more damage (the bombs do, at least)… Was that pearl of wisdom really obvious? OMG I WAS SO CLOSE THAT TIME… but didn’t get it… ok.. trying again. Lost again, BUT my technique IS improving.
YESSSSS YESSSS YESSSSSSSS I DID ITTTTT!!

I am so close to the end that I can taste victory. Currently on castle 23, which is stubborn, but do-able. Let’s see if I can knock em all dead…3/5 knocked out… maybe this one is as tough as 23.. ok.. trying again. brb…HOLY CANOLI I JUST GOT IT IN ONE TOSS!!! haha yeahh! moving on…

My friends and dear readers. I am on the final round. I need your support (even though I’m playing and writing a day before you will even see this post..) still.. I need your support. I am on castle 24 and until I knock it down I will not be able to continue on with my life. Please. help me.

24 is a very sturdy castle. I am trying to hit it low and hard. hoping for a complete collapse. It’s not working that way just yet, but let me see.. one more try using that technique. stay tuned. SO CLOSE. ugh..See. there’s this one little lady in a white dress on the first floor. It’s impossible to get her!!!.. OK last try then I must move on.

24 is killing meee. Don’t laugh. You try it!
I GOT IT! I freaking GOT IT YES HOLY CANOLI I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH!!!!! I AM A CHAMPION…

please excuse me now. I need to go and get a life.