A few days ago I was ravenously flipping through the pages of one of Debra‘s athletic catalogs looking for some type of industrial, harness-like sports bra.
Today I’m surfing this thing we call web and this little ditty popps up on my screen. JUST GREAT. I love how some gals can wear a band-aid sized a bra, while others of us need to seek out maximum hold contraptions. I suppose we all want what we don’t have. Many of us, at least, eh? What I would do to fit in a tiny little thing like this. OH MY.
I love the [unnecessary] thickness of the straps, the criss cross, the total absence of any under wire, and the light, airy, cotton. All of it screams out, “this would NEVER work for you!” and it makes me want it even more. blech.
Even though our model here (below) looks slightly confused and like she’s about to ask a random question about her hair, I envy her and her small(er) boobies. Boobies that you can wear out without a supportive bra, ones that you can run and jump rope with… twins that allow you to wear strapless tops without a tight-ass strapless bra contraption underneath that suffocates you, girls that can just get up and go. Are you sensing the desperation and misery in my tone? are you?!
Well, anyways, It’s a really sexy, wonderful bra if you think you can work it. If you think it can, I’m not jealous or anything at all. nope.
OH, right.. the bra. It’s the T BY ALEXANDER WANG V-Cut Bra Top… and it will set you back 65 maceronis.
Yeah Ok I wouldn’t mind her abdominal situation either…
It’s not my fault that I chose lasagna and cookie dough ice cream over abs. ya know?
