Most of you will think that what I am about to say is weird. Audra was my camp counselor at Camp Wah-Nee, which is where I spent a majority of my summers during the younger years. I have known Audge since 12 years of age and we’ve kept in touch since camp… because… well, that’s just what camp people do (most of us, anyways!). Most of you probably think it’s weird that I even went to camp. But it is what it is… and all you Wah-Nee peeps don’t need any explaining. You all know Audra and you all understand the whole camp thing. errrrr… just realizing– isn’t this post about style?!

(If you are confused, just keep reading and enjoy the style profile.)

SO, our beautiful Audge is turning 30… the big 3-0. Why are women so sensitive about the 30 mark? I mean… I suppose I should wait until I get there to be judgmental… But my thoughts are as follows. Audra- you look young, you act young, you ARE young… you are beautiful and talented and 30 is like, still really young??! Is it just a numbers thing?

Audra’s wonderful hubby, Doug (pictured above, as you may have guessed), has planned an evening of fun-filled activity to celebrate the beginning of Audra’s third decade here on Earth (always thought it was so weird we had to capitalize that word, Earth.. wait- do we? Yes, we do… looked it up…). So, as far as Audge knows, (and I know nothing so PHEW- there is no way I can ruin any sort of surprise if there is one…), she is spending the evening at Medeival times and then traveling to Mahwah NJ for some par-tay-ing. Audge is so, “whatever” about the whole thing and just doesn’t know what to expect… but she does know that she wants to look freaking FABULOUS… and do we blame her?!

I promised Audge that I would help her turn 30 in style, via a Style Profile, whether she would be spending her birthday evening chomping into an enormous turkey leg, whilst cheering on Medieval times’ Don Iofre Santa Creu, the defender of the ancient shrine at Santiago de Compostela, drinking $2 Caronas in Mahwah, or on some other crazy birthday bender that Sir Douglas has all planned out.

We really, honestly don’t know what the day and or night will consist of… so I threw together an array of really swanky looks for the birthday gal. Being the glam goddess that she is, Audras sexy, curvy figure looks absolutely stunning in long, sweeping dresses, which I made sure to include, as well as a few cute, lite summer dresses for day wear. I also incorporated some stellar accessories, such as really bold clutches and statement necklaces, because Audge can totally pull that eccentric stuff off. Audge- pull your hair back in a sexy, low, loose bun and a nice HUGE poof on top that screams, “It’s MY birthday, biotches!”, and give yourself some really dramatic smoky eyes with just a dab of lip gloss. ohhhh baby.

p.s. one of these outfits may or may not be a joke.