Even if you know me very well you probably don’t know that I’ve ALWAYS wanted to ghost ride the whip. Something about that episode of Girls Next Door when Kendra performs this beautifully genius stunt, which results in a mild disaster, really got my wheels turning. (ugh, such a stupid pun)… but really, I was all like, “Madds, you’d be awesome at this”… “You could totally ghost ride that whip of yours”… “Ghost ride that Subaru!!”…. I even decided that if I were to do it I would ghost ride to the Beatles’ Baby You Can Drive my Car (just because, why not?)…. but really, it never happened.

Just now I was sitting here wondering like, if I could just do something weird and random right now what would it be..

So I googled some You Tube videos on ghost riding that whip thinking like, how fun would that be do just go in my parking lot and do it once and for all. (p.s. OMG imagine if you saw your neighbor ghost riding her whip in the parking lot to the Beatles?!)… After I google that shiz, this video comes up and I’m sitting here dying of laughter. a) they make it look SO easy… b) I SO could ghost ride the whip.. MOM don’t worry it’s not happening. c) basically I had to share all of this with you just because that’s what I do here on my blog. (the afore sentence is uttered with a demeaning, mocking tone, essentially poking fun at what I do and the use of the word blog. hate it… just didn’t want you to think I was condescendingly stating the reason for sharing my bizarre daily occurrences in a self-important tone.) You may need to re-read that sentence twice, but I assure you it makes total sense. Try me.

Ok betches, please let me know if anyone wants to ghost ride with me / if anyone has ever ghost ridden. If you have, I need to know, and I need to know NOW.

Again, Mom, don’t freak-a-leak, but maybe some local gals and I will have to get a Ghost Riding video up in hurr. I’m sensing this could actually happen.