things that happened in yoga today

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  • I dedicated my practice to my friends.
  • The woman next to me farted continuously for 45 minutes. bitch.
  • While we were all in plow, I caught a gentleman to my right doing his own thing, which happened to be a hardcore, self-admiring cow / cat stretch, which was just awkward for so many reasons. Did I mention he was shirt-less?
  • I almost did a head stand, which has been scaring the crap out of me for years. this was an exciting moment for yours truly.
  • I placed my face down on the mat for my much-deserved minute of relaxation, post-class… and all I could think about was the fact that Jordan has been using my mat for P90X… for the past 4 weeks… and it’s 100% likely that he refrained from using any particular cleaning agent to disinfect the surface. yum.

 

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