Tonight Jord and I are going to the U2 concert! We’ve never been and we got the tickets totally by chance, as my spectacular Uncle and Aunt couldn’t make it after U2 switched the day from Friday to Wednesday… Lucky us! In preparation for a long and involved day my neighbor and partner in crime, Debra, and I made our usual stop at Dunkin’ Donuts after the gym (I’m so cool) for some cafe. This time, however I went with a medium, which I knew was a bad choice. I am typing so fast right now that if you were sitting here at my desk with me my fingers would look like a blur. (Those of you who are DD peeps will know that when you get a hot medium coffee, as apposed to a small, the cup is much nicer as is the slurp area)… All of you Starbucks people.. whatever. I have nothing to say to you.
So in my crazy coffee mode I feel like telling you about my entire day thus far… let me begin with my pilates class… Debra and I were a wee bit late, and by that I mean basically right on time… If you get to those classes any later than 15 minutes before the class, you are up against a tough crowd of ridiculously fit, hot [moms] who push, shove and slap a bitch in order to get in there and get a good spot along with the proper collection of accessories including weights, the magic ring, and a ball too (if they are extra greedy). So, you may ask (probably not), what happened since you and Debra got there so ‘late’… well, basically we ended up having to be stationed right in front of the glass doors, which lead into the main gym. I am not kidding, friends- I was literally lying against the door, which made pelvis tilts and spine articulations extra fun. I did not feel embarrassed at all being on display as I was told to clench my butt cheeks and do a kegel. Was that inappropriate for me to say? Not that anyone can see you doing that, it’s just awkward knowing that the entire staff sitting at the front desk is right there as you do such things, in addition to cheating and coming down from impossible plank 30 seconds early and lying there as the rest of the class is huffing and puffing, proud of themselves that they were able to stay up. Nope. not me, today at least… (because sometimes I will stay up, ok?).
Then came side leg series, which was just great— I was in side plank… if you don’t know what it is don’t bother looking it up or anything- it’s not that interesting… and I had to do leg lifts in that position with my butt cheeks practically pressed up against the glass doors. ugh. Ok. The highlight of my class was bumping into, not literally (although I did hit a very nice girl with my foot by accident) a dear friend who goes to college in the area 🙂 You know who you are! So after the gym it was DD time. That’s when the coffee was ingested and so began this fast paced day. From there we went to the bank and then Mrs. Greens, where I picked up some Brown Cow Cream on top coffee yogurt. I know, I know, I am an actual cow for eating such a thing, but it is soo good. trust me.
Then we came home and I literally ran around my house playing with Mimi and her toys, came up here to catch up on some emails, which I am afraid to go back and review because, as you may know, when I am in medium sized coffee mode, my phrasing is off and I am more than generous with my uninteresting thoughts.
Then I made my way over to Polyvore and played dress up– creating about 10 sets, wrote a post for my STYLE column on NickyDigital (we’ve been aiming for one a day, which is going great!), and Googled cool WordPress plugins, which I then proceeded to IM Jordan, 50 at a time, requesting that they be implemented on my blog… all because I love you, my beautiful, intelligent, interested readers. See if you notice anything new around here 🙂
Ok, and here I am, writing this post! I was literally too jumpy to go through my files and create a post based on something I had in storage to share with you, so here I am writing to you all as though you are my diary and I am on crack. I am really planning on doing the OOPs clothing post soon! I am just waiting for a day when I feel ok being in front of the camera in ugly clothes. That will be the day that we take our relationship to the next level and woah.. I don’t know if I can handle that right now. Soon, though, my friends… soon.
I decided that in addition to my current ranting and raving post, I would include a coffee induced Polyvore set for your enjoyment … and or laughter. Is it a bit harsh? Say no. It’s not really me, I just like it juxtaposition of soft and harsh, studded and fluffy, flowy and structured. I think you get the point.
Must go get ready for a U2 concert… what does one wear to that? Is a high-waisted skirt approp? That’s most likely the route I will take, as I have one in every color, texture and length. Bye everyone!